Palm Beach, Florida. Feb 7, 2023 10:12am EST Former President Donald Trump said Sunday in Florida that if he were still the Commander-in-Chief he would “…launch a shock and awe campaign against China that would take care of everything.”
Trump spoke at a $24 Sunday Brunch Buffet in Mar-a-Lago’s downstairs restaurant just after the church groups arrived.
“I alone have the secret weapon.” Trump said. “And I guarantee the kids would love it as well as the generals. But the Chinese wouldn’t believe what they were seeing,” Trump said to a standing room only crowd of Baptist elders.
“Imagine beautiful Bullwinkle coming down out of the clouds,” Trump told the crowd over the aroma of freshly brewed coffee. “Everybody loves Bullwinkle. Who doesn’t love Bullwinkle? And they love beautiful Bullwinkle even as he swoops down on Saigon. See? That’s shock and awe.”
When pressed for details by Ruby, the church volunteer who chose this restaurant, Trump said, “Look Ruby, beautiful Ruby, I own the building where they store the Macy’s Day Parade balloons. Okay? I would launch a battalion of balloons, that’s what the military likes to call it, Batallion Batallion, And it is fun to say Batallion, a battalion of Balloons. Not just one like sleepy sloppy Joe,” Trump said. “But that’s just the beginning Ruby. We…
