This Week’s Headlines…IN ADVANCE
Apr 7, 2025
Week of April 7th, 2025
Stock Market Regains $11 Trillion After Musk Jumps His Personal Best 2 feet 3 inches
Trump Orders Windows Screwed Shut at NYSE as He Screws Markets Worldwide
Traders Suffer Minor Injuries Jumping From 1st Floor Window
Trump and Musk Sued for Aborting Virginia Man’s 401K
Egg Prices Rise As Trump says… “They’re all over the place.”
Hysterical Stock Brokers Stampede NYSE Food Court Cinnabon Desperate for Comfort Food
Netanyahu Cancels Presidential Press Conference Due to Vanity?
Israeli Prime Minister’s “Bad hair day” Is Understood Well By Trump
