Trump offers Solution to Chinese Spy BalloonPalm Beach, Florida. Feb 7, 2023 10:12am EST Former President Donald Trump said Sunday in Florida that if he were still the…Feb 7, 2023Feb 7, 2023
Hackers Hit HuggersPORTLAND, OR June 3, 2021, 7:09am PST Cyber attacks have found their way to one of Portland’s most beloved industries; its popular downtown…Jun 4, 2021Jun 4, 2021
Millennial Cicadas Threaten to Cancel CicadaMania2021Washington D.C. Monday May 24, 2021 — The much anticipated coming of CicadaMania2021 is the latest event to be threatened by the…May 25, 2021May 25, 2021
Things I’ve ForgottenAfter a couple of months at home in this pandemic, I’ve come to realize that I’ve forgotten how to do some very basic things. Experts say…May 26, 2020May 26, 2020
In “Pearl Harbor week”, Trump Turns to Victoria SecretWASHINGTON DC, April 4th, 2020, 9:26am EST — After being warned on Sunday by Surgeon General Jerome Adams that “This is going to be the…Apr 6, 2020Apr 6, 2020
If I Get the Virus, Get Me a TeslaIf I get sick, I want a ventilator made by Tesla. Not one made by General Motors. No offense GM, but I want one that breathes on its own…Mar 29, 2020Mar 29, 2020
Pence Appoints Jesus Christ as Coronavirus AdministratorWASHINGTON, DC — March 1, 2020 10:07am EST Vice President Mike Pence, who last week was put in charge of America’s response to the…Mar 1, 2020Mar 1, 2020
Trump Pardons Stone…for Space Force?WASHINGTON DC, February 20, 2020, 5:31pm EST — Following today’s sentencing of President Trump’s self described “dirty trickster”, Roger…Feb 21, 2020Feb 21, 2020
Thanks for Nothing, Thomas JeffersonThank you, Thomas Jefferson, for fucking us. Of all the things you could have had us pursue…You could’ve had us pursue basic pleasantries…Jan 3, 2020Jan 3, 2020
House RulesBecause the House Rules seemed to work so swimmingly in the Impeachment hearings, I decided to try to institute them at my house. After…Dec 20, 2019Dec 20, 2019
